<p>My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.<br>Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.<br><br><br>A dyslexic man walks into a bra.<br><br><br>An onion just told me a joke.<br>I don't know whether to laugh or cry.<br><br><br>A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'<br><br><br>I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.<br>He seemed like a decent feller....