<p>A couple goes to church with the girlfriend's parents. As the followers of God sing and chant, all he can think about is how to escape. A short adventure to the bathroom results in a sin he can't talk about. But will his girlfriend ever notice? <br><br>Baptism is a short story by Jack Crutchfield. It's a glimpse into the day of an ordinary American man who takes life as it goes with its relationship demands, zealot parents, meaninglessness of ...