<p>"As he got older Boyar Davidovitch got ill. He decided he was dying. He told his house serfs Boris and Ivan to go to the bank and take out all his money.<br>Boris and Ivan came back with a great heavy sack.<br>Boyar Davidovitch grabbed the sack and thrust his hands into it. "What's this?" he yelled, making a face "No paper roubles?<br>"No your honour. They said there is a paper shortage so it had to be gold roubles."<br>Boyar Davidovitch ...