<p>'Fast, funny and freaky'<br>Luke Healy<br>Sacked from his first job in Dublin, Mark McGuire arrives in the dismal town of Ashcross to take up a new role as customer service assistant for Ireland's second-biggest pet food brand, WellCat. From his initial impressions, it's a toss-up whether he'll die of misery or boredom.<br>He couldn't be more wrong. For starters, the improbably cute receptionist, Kevin, seems willing to audition as the man of ...