<p>Shut it you melt because here it is at last, the first ever book about the plucky Rise of the Footsoldier B-film crime franchise. You can expect violence, swearing, gratuitous nudity, drug taking, football hooliganism and perhaps the first ever fight sequence where a villain is taken out by seafood. As a franchise, Rise of the Footsoldier is critic proof and more or less indestructible. It doesn't matter how sniffy the reviews are, a loyal fan...