<p>I will teach them literature, poetry, culture. I will teach them The Waste Land! I will be the Best Teacher Who Has Ever Lived!<br><br><br>Or so the Secret Teacher thinks. On his first day at an inner-city state school things don't quite go to plan . . .<br><br><br>His students are an unruly mob stuffed with behavioural issues, but somehow, the Secret Teacher needs to enthuse them with a love of books. Or at least keep them sitting at the...