<p>Every Monday, every bloody week the same. He stumbled into the bathroom, cursing the last four pints he'd had the night before ? all Barry's fault ? and tore up the toilet seat to relieve himself. He was willing, but nothing came. No tinkle, no waterfall, no manly display of pee-prowess. He looked, refused to believe what he saw, closed his eyes and tried again. Focus! No, this was definitely a change from last Monday morning. Carl stared, fin...