<p>From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.<br>It's the story "They" don't want you to read. Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. No, don't put the book back on the shelf ? it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with ebooks, too; I don't have time to explain h...