<p>Up the creek without a paddle (almost) in Papua New Guinea; a sheep's nose and silver horns in Kabardino-Balkarskaya; dancing with horses on the Hungarian plains; chasing whales in Newfoundland; snooker with a frozen goose; at home with the family linked to the plot to assassinate Hitler and receiving a hair tonic from the Chinese ? by mouth.<br><br>A farmer's son from south-west Scotland, Arthur Anderson began work in 1961 as a copy boy on "T...