<p>Dylan Malone, aka Beaky, has a habit for telling porkies ? every time he opens his mouth, out pops a whopper? But then his long-suffering sister shoves him into the truth-telling machine at Madame Shirley's Marvellous Emporium of Peculiarities. Now Beaky can't tell a lie ? not even a teeny-weeny one ? and a truth-telling Beaky is even worse...</p>...